BHAI BHAI ENGLISH SEEKH GAYA, AB 7000 WALI RUSSIAN CHAIYE!

Yaar, yeh khabar suno. Mera bhai, woh, ab English hi bolta hai. Zyaada. But now he wants to be a international man. He says, "Ab toh chai mein vodka dalo." I told him, "Bhai, do saal baad!" But he's adamant. He keeps saying, "! Yeh kya chal raha hai? ". I don't know what to do. Kaise bataounko? Help! English Sikoor Ke Tere Bhai Ne 6000 Wali Chai M